10 Things I am not too fond of when it comes to pregnancy. These are in no particular order and please feel free to comment reassuringly, it gets better, kind of comments. But seriously!
1- Puking. I am pretty sure I understand what a bulimic goes through everday (No offense to those that are) but I have actually found that puking is getting easier-and I don't like that very much. My favorite is right before a dinner party with friends, having to run with vomit in my hands to the bathroom (Welcome to Dinner! Come Back Soon!)
2-Headaches. I am not sure if any of you have experienced this, but it sucks. That's all I have to say!
3- Sleeping on my side. I am really bad at that, especially the left side. So needless to say, I lose a lot of sleep at night because I just don't like it. I even have dreams that I wake up with dark circles under my eyes-Awesome!
4- I know that J-Lo has the most famous A%@ in the world, but really I could leave it. Please explain to me why, my butt is already growing (I thought the baby was on the other side of the body??).
5- Hair. I know I know this is supposed to be one of the benefits of pregnancy and vitamins, but I have enough hair on my head and it grows just fine to suit me, but what I am complaining about and this may be a little TMI is that I actually have a few hairs growing in my armpits. I never have hair in my armpits, and now I have to shave. Please say I don't turn into one of those women who shaves, but there is still a dark shadow so onlookers think that they haven't in weeks. This sucks! (sorry to those who have issues there-blame my offensiveness on the hormones)
6- What about my nice pants! I have these really nice work pants and jeans that I love wearing and now I can't even do them up. I bought them to fit in the first place, so it is no wonder that I can't wear them anymore, and these Belly bands are saving me, but really, couldn't I have worn them just a little longer!
7-Tired. I am still tired all of the time. I know I hear that it gets better in the second trimester, but so far no luck. I keep thinking to myself I wonder if I put my head down in my hands behind my computer monitor, will people still think that I am working-or should I put the "I am out" sign on the door, turn off the lights and crawl under the desk for a wee snooze. hmmm.
8- Smells. People who stink, Meat that always stinks, other foods that stinks, dog poop that stinks-all which leads to number one. I had to turn into the office B&%*$ and tell people they couldn't use my microwave anymore because their food stunk. They still (most of them) don't know I am pregnant, so they are still thinking I am just selfish. Really they are selfish for cooking fish without telling me until after I already had my puking spell in the community toilet.
9-Grumpy Bear!! I am, or at least I consider myself to be, a fairly happy person, who doesn't get grumpy very often, but boy I have had some moments as of late. I know people say it is the homones, but I think it is just that I am sick and tired all of the time. That has to add up. Sorry Art-Sure love you!
10- New visitors on my face. I have always taken great pride in the clarity of my skin, and now I have these visitors thinking they can join me and I will let them stay. WTF!!!! I hate it.
Hopfully I start to feel better soon, then maybe my attitude will get a little better and then I can write some things I love about being pregnant. Don't get me wrong I am completely stoked to be pregnant, I am just waiting for things to turn up. As for now: baby you are so getting time out when you get out of there!